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1. You look older than you really are. 2. You're Racist. 3. Your Parents are scared anyone that is Black. 4. Your Parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks. 5. Your Know You're Superior to other Asians. 6. Your Parents think You're 12 when You really 18. 7. When You go out to buy clother You have to buy them 3 sizes too big for You to grow in and for any younger brother or sister for Christmas a few years down the line 8. At least one of Your Parents are in self owned business like laundromat, Nails, or Apartments . If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families ..never Black 9. Guys : You sit on your Butt all day 10. Girls : You do everything while your Man sits on his butt 11. Guys : You have a nice variety of white and black shirts blue and black jeans and slacks 12. You cuss out anyone in vietnamese that get You pissed off 13. Your Parents think You're worst kid. 14. Your Parents compare You to 4.5 nerds and called You stupid 15. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long 16. You listen to new-wave, techno, rap, slowjams and euro dance 17. You show Your Viet-pride to the fullest 18. You go to little saigon one in a while or every weekend or everyday! 19. While You are in little saigon, You alway go to Phuoc loc tho where you head straight into that Asian collection music store 20. You alway take american Friend s to go to bo 7 mon to amaze them with vietnamese foods 21. There 's Chinese in your family line somewhere 22. You live in the valey ( SFV ) OC. or somewhere in the East 23. You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.s 24. Your down for your scap 25. You're loyal to all your Friends 26. You don't own an American car 27. Girls : You hate all FOB's that go " Hey babee..you cute..can I hab yo fone numba ?" 28. Guys : You enjoy getting slapped by the Girls you try to mack on . Hey at least she touched you 29. You are the bomb at pool 30. You like to wear Nike Adidas Tommy or Nautica. If You're an FOB you wear Calvin Klein and Guess 31. You are always updated with the Asian style 32. Guys : You either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back 33. You highlight your hair 34. You buy Levi's 501s and you slit the sides 35. You played the Piano once in your life 36. You take 2 or more showers a day 37. Your Parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents 38. After You come from beach with a tan, they say that you look Cambodian 39. No matter what You are , People think you're Chinese or Korean 40. Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them Hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese , they ask about the cuss words 41. Your Parents can only  you with the math assignments and no other subjects 42. You like Durian 43. When You get detention or demerits from school , your Parents think that you are the rebel 44. When your Parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would hace gotten whooped in the butt 45. Your Parents always compare Vietnam and America 46. When You are feeling ill, Your Parents think you're on .....Xi` Ke 47. your Parents have the whole collection of Paris by night 48. Your Parents always criticize you, criticize others and criticize each other 49. Your Parents want you to be better than anyone else 50. Guys : You, one time in your life , had the regulation bowl cut 51. Your aunts always have a pro hair cut 52. In your house, there's always mutiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room 53. You have a last name or are related to someone who had the last name Nguyen 54. Guys : You only go for cute Asian girls 55. You only buy products made in Japan 56. Your Parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they are Vietnamese 57. You always have pounds of rice around the house 58. Your Parents attracted to the english words of " 99 cents" or " FREE " 59. You collect all the coupons you can find 60. Your Grandparents always give you money 61. Your Parents know how to make PHO 62. You're taller than your Parents 63. You have a computer 64. Your Parents only watch TV when little saigon television is on 65. You put soy sauce or Fish sauce on every food 66. You enjoy karaoke and/ or you have a machine at home 67. You can't date until You're 60 68. Your Parents only make you get married with only Vietnamese people 69. You use your dishwasher to store clean dishes 70. Your Parents use the Eagle brand oil for every type of sickness 71. You know where all the Vietnamese restaurant in town are 72. Your Family own a copy of " Paris by night " 73. Your Parents always buy a Japanese automobiles 74. Your Parents listen to the news from Vietnamese radio station either at home or in their car 75. Your Parents always want to do business with vietnamese only 76. Your Parents want you to married an educated person 77. Your Father or Brother goes to the Casino every week or month    | 
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Originally Posted by SlyGuy  1. You look older than you really are. 2. You're Racist. 3. Your Parents are scared anyone that is Black. 4. Your Parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks. 5. Your Know You're Superior to other Asians. 6. Your Parents think You're 12 when You really 18. 7. When You go out to buy clother You have to buy them 3 sizes too big for You to grow in and for any younger brother or sister for Christmas a few years down the line 8. At least one of Your Parents are in self owned business like laundromat, Nails, or Apartments . If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families ..never Black 9. Guys : You sit on your Butt all day 10. Girls : You do everything while your Man sits on his butt 11. Guys : You have a nice variety of white and black shirts blue and black jeans and slacks 12. You cuss out anyone in vietnamese that get You pissed off 13. Your Parents think You're worst kid. 14. Your Parents compare You to 4.5 nerds and called You stupid 15. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long 16. You listen to new-wave, techno, rap, slowjams and euro dance 17. You show Your Viet-pride to the fullest 18. You go to little saigon one in a while or every weekend or everyday! 19. While You are in little saigon, You alway go to Phuoc loc tho where you head straight into that Asian collection music store 20. You alway take american Friend s to go to bo 7 mon to amaze them with vietnamese foods 21. There 's Chinese in your family line somewhere 22. You live in the valey ( SFV ) OC. or somewhere in the East 23. You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.s 24. Your down for your scrap 25. You're loyal to all your Friends 26. You don't own an American car 27. Girls : You hate all FOB's that go " Hey babee..you cute..can I hab yo fone numba ?" 28. Guys : You enjoy getting slapped by the Girls you try to mack on . Hey at least she touched you 29. You are the bomb at pool 30. You like to wear Nike Adidas Tommy or Nautica. If You're an FOB you wear Calvin Klein and Guess 31. You are always updated with the Asian style 32. Guys : You either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back 33. You highlight your hair 34. You buy Levi's 501s and you slit the sides 35. You played the Piano once in your life 36. You take 2 or more showers a day 37. Your Parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents 38. After You come from beach with a tan, they say that you look Cambodian 39. No matter what You are , People think you're Chinese or Korean 40. Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them Hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese , they ask about the cuss words 41. Your Parents can only you with the math assignments and no other subjects 42. You like Durian 43. When You get detention or demerits from school , your Parents think that you are the rebel 44. When your Parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would have gotten whooped in the butt 45. Your Parents always compare Vietnam and America 46. When You are feeling ill, Your Parents think you're on .....Xi` Ke 47. your Parents have the whole collection of Paris by night 48. Your Parents always criticize you, criticize others and criticize each other 49. Your Parents want you to be better than anyone else 50. Guys : You, one time in your life , had the regulation bowl cut 51. Your aunts always have a pro hair cut 52. In your house, there's always mutiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room 53. You have a last name or are related to someone who had the last name Nguyen 54. Guys : You only go for cute Asian girls 55. You only buy products made in Japan 56. Your Parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they are Vietnamese 57. You always have pounds of rice around the house 58. Your Parents attracted to the english words of " 99 cents" or " FREE " 59. You collect all the coupons you can find 60. Your Grandparents always give you money 61. Your Parents know how to make PHO 62. You're taller than your Parents 63. You have a computer 64. Your Parents only watch TV when little saigon television is on 65. You put soy sauce or Fish sauce on every food 66. You enjoy karaoke and/ or you have a machine at home 67. You can't date until You're 60 68. Your Parents only make you get married with only Vietnamese people 69. You use your dishwasher to store clean dishes 70. Your Parents use the Eagle brand oil for every type of sickness 71. You know where all the Vietnamese restaurant in town are 72. Your Family own a copy of " Paris by night " 73. Your Parents always buy a Japanese automobiles 74. Your Parents listen to the news from Vietnamese radio station either at home or in their car 75. Your Parents always want to do business with vietnamese only 76. Your Parents want you to married an educated person 77. Your Father or Brother goes to the Casino every week or month | 
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Dude... do a grammar and spell check... | |
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kind of funny and kind of true!!!
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bo chi co vietnamese moi co cai nay thoi sao, i dont think so | |
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hahha so true | |
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funny hahahaha | |
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tào lao. chấm hết. | |
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Dung la bo tay!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Originally Posted by xinhoi tào lao. chấm hết. | How Dumb Can You Be ?? That is my Question! I Noticed You are Always Jump In any Posted and said something Trash... Do You Understand English ?? Fool Stop show your stupidity in the Public ...Please Cai' post nao` thang` na^y` cung~ nhao` vo^ che^... nao` la` che^ xu*a ro^i`... nao` la` chuye^n. nham? dung' la`tri' oc' tha^p' kem' ma` tuo*ng? minh` hay... 1 VC con do^t' ...Ma` tuo*ng? minh` hie^u? bie^t' nhie^u`.... Ma^y' chuye^n. o*? tre^n la` tui cho ma^y' ACE o*? hai? ngoai. .. va` nha^t' la` cho ai o*? little saigon california coi cho vui... cho*' kho^ng phai? cho ma^y' chu' VC o*? VN coi da^u.... ma` o*? do' binh` lua^n. khung` die^n. | |
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Đách biết gì hết,gà vịt đang chơi nhau,trong này vui thật . | |
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78. you post 77 points like above | |
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Some of it is sad but also true and is funny too. | |
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Cám ơn dognhanh nhiều . | |
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hahahah qua' hay | |
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haha đọc cái này mà có lúc cảm thấy tui là người Việt lúc thì không. thí dụ
#36 "You take 2 or more showers a day" mà tui nhớ là 2 ngày tui mới đâm tí một lần làm tui cảm thấy tui không fải người Việt nửa. | |
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17. You show Your Viet-pride to the fullest
True to those who are Vietnamese-American I believe. | |
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Nham~ nhi"""""""""""""""""" | |
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Hahaha......This is pretty true and hilarious. | |
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dit me cong nhan thang kia no ranh lam ra topic nay ghe | |
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I would have to say, those questions are for the first generation of Vietnamese. They probably only arrive about one or two decades ago.
Viet-pride is a good thing but not a great thing, for that it only shows you live in the same norm as your parents. Why don't we have human pride? there isn't any sexes or racism or age problem.
Why point out people's weakness, if they have bad grammars, punctuation, or spelling problem? It's not like you yourself doesn't have a weakness, either in education, sport, communication, etc. Give some pointers and it will a lot.
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what the f@ck?! was this shit written in 1992?! when you first got to america?!?!? | |
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wat tis? cant follow thru | |
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Haha, this must be geared towards the older generations in the 80's and 90's. As I can't relate, nor does my family relate to more than a third of what's written on the list. One thing for sure though, anything relating to nail salons are absolutely true.
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i've seen stupidty at its worst..faggot..get a llife man. | |
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hey..faggot..u r zero but another Dat Phan wannabe.anyway u should apply to be a clown in a circus ..hence i knight u to be the clown of the week..hahaha | |
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